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These brilliant but odd inventions laid before you somehow go with that old saying 'One man's junk is another man's treasure' since all you can do right now is decide if the butter in the tube above is either useless or incredibly useful, all depending on personal perspective. One simply cannot generalize these babies! How ingenious is that?

The battery-powered, plastic cone contains a small dish that rotates your melting scoop for you. Prevents dripping and cone turning.

Helps you keep your balance. Doh!

Ballpoint pens with fork, knife, and spoon caps. Handy for a snack, right?

This allows you to watch your bread while it's toasting. Tired of burned toast? Right thing for you!

These jeans have a special transparent pocket for your iPhone. Convenient way of checking your texts.

Makes your goldfish happy. Awwww!

Because why should you have to buy candles and forks separately?

A onesie with a mop attached. Do the cleaning with crawling speed!

Pack your lunchtime apple in a sweater to prevent bruising.

You'll never have to bend over again. Prevents achy back!

Is it a staircase? Nope! Well, yes. But it's also a set of drawers. Space saver, m?

These sweatpants have mini-tablecloths velcroed to the thighs for lazy lap eating. Reduces your laundry load...

Skip a step and shred documents directly into your hamster cage.

Plastic bags with fake mold graphics keep sticky fingers off your sandwiches.

Prevents watermelon from rolling where you don't want it to roll. Finally!

Bench is wet? No problem, just turn the crank to get to the dry side.

Keeps broth out of your hair.

Prevents cold hands. Feet are till your worry.

Boon to toothbrushers everywhere!