These brilliant but odd inventions laid before you somehow go with that old saying 'One man's junk is another man's treasure' since all you can do right now is decide if the butter in the tube above is either useless or incredibly useful, all depending on personal perspective. One simply cannot generalize these babies! How ingenious is that?
2. Motorized Ice Cream Cones
The battery-powered, plastic cone contains a small dish that rotates your melting scoop for you. Prevents dripping and cone turning.
3. Training Wheel High Heels
Helps you keep your balance. Doh!
4. Dine Ink Utensils
Ballpoint pens with fork, knife, and spoon caps. Handy for a snack, right?
5. Glass Toaster
This allows you to watch your bread while it's toasting. Tired of burned toast? Right thing for you!
6. Wearcom Jeans
These jeans have a special transparent pocket for your iPhone. Convenient way of checking your texts.
7. Portable Fish Tank
Makes your goldfish happy. Awwww!
8. Light Bites Candle Holders
Because why should you have to buy candles and forks separately?
9. The Baby Mop
A onesie with a mop attached. Do the cleaning with crawling speed!
10. Apple Sweaters
Pack your lunchtime apple in a sweater to prevent bruising.
11. Broom and Dustpan Slippers
You'll never have to bend over again. Prevents achy back!
12. Staircase Drawers
Is it a staircase? Nope! Well, yes. But it's also a set of drawers. Space saver, m?
13. Lazy Sunday Sweatpants
These sweatpants have mini-tablecloths velcroed to the thighs for lazy lap eating. Reduces your laundry load...
14. Hamster Cage Shredder
Skip a step and shred documents directly into your hamster cage.
15. Anti-Theft Lunch Bags
Plastic bags with fake mold graphics keep sticky fingers off your sandwiches.
16. Square Watermelons
Prevents watermelon from rolling where you don't want it to roll. Finally!
17. The Dry Side Bench
Bench is wet? No problem, just turn the crank to get to the dry side.
18. Slurp Guard
Keeps broth out of your hair.
19. Soda Can Handle
Prevents cold hands. Feet are till your worry.
20. Two-Way Toothpaste
Boon to toothbrushers everywhere!