Women's Vintage Magazine Headlines That Would Sound Very Weird Today

Titles like 'Undiscovered Joys of Having a Chinese Lover' , 'Plump is Pretty! (Full-Color Layout of Cushiony Girls) and 'Love-Computer Style' would sound weird even if someone would read them out loud while a rainbow-tentacled monster from outer Space played 'We Are The Champions' specially adapted for clarinet and all that during Woody Allen's Bar Mitzwah...