Completely Wacky Gimmicks and Inventions

Some of these saw the light of the day as a solution for utter laziness while the others are offsprings of a pure alien genius (like Tesla is... since brain of an ordinary human genius just can't reach this far). Our personal favorite wacky invention falls under number 11 aka personal paracord bracelet coming with compass, flint woven into 5 meters of paracord, re-breather, 12 homing missiles and a miniature flamethrower able to start ordinary camp-fires, forest fires or burn through 30 inch thick steel wall... regular Bear Grylls stuff.